Showing posts with label Funkasauras. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funkasauras. Show all posts

Sunday, May 6, 2012

WWE Stats Through April

Reminder that the stats are based on televised WWE events.  All PPVs and Online shows are counted.

TOTAL MATCHES
T1. Big Show, Sheamus  30
3.  Santino Marella           29
4.  Daniel Bryan               27
5.  Kofi Kingston             25

MOST WINS
1. Sheamus    21
2. Big Show  18
3. Brodus Clay 16
T4. Santino Marella, Daniel Bryan 15

MOST LOSES
1. Dolph Ziggler 16
T2.  Cody Rhodes, The Miz 15
T5. Kofi Kingston, Alex Riley 14

UNDEFEATED
Brodus Clay 16-0
Ryback 5-0
Lord Tensai 4-0
*Must have competed in more than 1 match to qualify

WINLESS
Ezekial Jackson 0-10
JTG 0-6
Booker T 0-2
Jim Duggan 0-2

TAG TEAM MATCHES
1. Epico and Primo  15    10-5
2. The Usos              11     6-5
3. Reks and Hawkins 7      3-4
4. Truth and Kofi       7      4-3

DIVAS Matches
1. Nikki Bella 15
2. Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly, Natalya 14
5.  Tamina, Alicia Fox, Brie Bella 12

DIVAS Wins
1. Beth Phoenix 9
2. Kelly Kelly, Tamina 8
4. Alicia Fox 7
5. Nikki Bella 6

UNDEFEATED
Layla 2-0


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Make way for the Funkasauras

We all knew the debut of Brodus Clay was coming.  We didn't know when, but we knew sooner or later Clay was going to pop up on Raw.  Johnny Ace (in reality just creative failing to find anything for him to do after they stole his idea and put it on Mark Henry) delayed his delay and kept promising us his debut.
Photo Credit to WWE.com
Above is a picture of the Brodus Clay we all expected.  The one who finished 2nd on NXT.  The Brodus Clay who we all saw as Alberto Del Rio's Bodyguard.  The Clay who we recently saw killing people on Superstars.
Photo Credit to WWE.com
This is what we get?  The Funkasauras from Planet Funk?  With Ernest "The Cat" Millers theme music? Backup-Dancers?  The love child of Disco Inferno and King Kong Bundy?  Did anyone see this coming?

As wrong as it all may seem.......I LOVE IT.  It was nice to see something that no-one expected.  It is also nice to see a legit gimmick back in the WWE.  It was nice to see big Brodus enjoying himself.  It may be a goofy gimmick, but what is not to like?

Everyone needs to remember....The wrestler makes the gimmick, the gimmick doesn't make the wrestler.  I think Brodus can make it work.  It appeared that he was having fun on Monday night.  While on his entrance, while in the ring, and post match (even in the WWE.com exclusive) G-Rilla was smiling and having a good time.  Dude was even giving in ring commentary.

Plus do we really need another Monster Heel?  We already have plenty of them and it has been played out.  As much as I like Mark Henry and what he is doing, do we really need Clay to be Mark Henry 2.0?  I think Brodus can make this work.

Lets just say that for once I was excited because something happened that I didn't see coming.  Something completely un-expected.  WWE delivered!

As one final note........Somebody call my momma!!!!